How NOT to write a love letter

Speaking of love letters, I urge you to check out another blog Psychotic Letters from Men. The latest letter featured is so psychotic, it's hilarious, and I can barely even believe it's real. Thanks, Erica, for pointing this gem out to me!

Note: I'm not hatin' on men. If someone has a good blog about psychotic letters from women, holla back and I'll post that, too.

Update: Poll results: 4-3 in favor of Example 2.