When we have kids...

 My Beloved last night: Maybe when we have kids, we should give them one present on Christmas Eve to keep that German tradition, but give them another present on Christmas morning like the American kids.

Me: That could work.

Beloved: They'll post about their early presents on Facebook or whatever, and all the other kids will be jealous and wish they had a German dad!

Me: Yeah. No one wants an Asian mom.

At least Buddhist children don't get punished by Krampus.